funny sms

“ Sumit was filling up a job application.
He came to d column 'SALARY EXPECTED'..
After much thought he wrote- 'YES'!!! ;-)
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“ 3 thing that should not be asked-
1] A man's WAGE..
2] A woman's AGE..
3] A student's PERCENTAGE...
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IT HURTS!!!
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After all, hamari bhi feelings hain :-( ”



Arz kiya hai
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi
Wah Wah Wah
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi
Jaisay chotay se raksha main moti Aunty phans gayi.


Shayeri chorh k pakoray bech raha hon Faraz
Kaleja moon ko ata hai anjaam e Faraz dekh kar


Oye Mere Dost, Mere Program Ke Host,

Andheron Ke Ghost, Double Anday Ke Toast,

Bhuji Huwi Lamp Post, Murghi Ke Roast,

“I MISS U THE MOST”


“ Definition of NURSE-
A beautiful Dashing Girl holding ur hand, looking in ur eyes & still wants ur Pulse to be Normal!!! ;-) ”


Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon..
Wah wah..
Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon.. Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!